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We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so…very…pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) -
Zoe, ship is yours. Remember: if anything happens to me, if you don’t hear from me within the hour, you take the ship — and you come and you rescue me.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity) -
Doctor, I’m taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity) -
This is the captain. We have a…little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then…explode.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity) -
Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I’m just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I’m all right.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) -
And Kaylee, what the hell’s goin’ on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) -
Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Shenanigans, hilarity, and nerd jokes. Sometimes.
