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The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Love and Death (1975) -
Siegfried:"How do I know you're not from CONTROL?"Maxwell Smart:"If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead."Siegfried:"If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead."Maxwell Smart:"Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL."Shtarker:"That actually makes sense."
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It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997) -
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Spaceballs (1987) -
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Dumb and Dumber (1994) -
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
The Princess Bride (1987) -
…and it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
When Harry Met Sally
Shenanigans, hilarity, and nerd jokes. Sometimes.
