July 2011
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So I'm starting this up again.
Haven’t touched it in years.
Trying to remember how everything works.
Currently, one of my life goals is to go to...
highfunctioningsociopath:
“And he will have his beverage.”
In a very early draft of Raiders of the Lost Ark,...
Archimedes endured a tragic fate at the hands of...
September 2009
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“We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, Bendis. You know why? Because we...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
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“Zoe, ship is yours. Remember: if anything happens to me, if you don’t hear...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)
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“Doctor, I’m taking your sister under my protection here. If anything...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)
A guy in my Ancient Greece class bought me...
He just randomly asked me to go with him, since we had an hour to kill until my 11am anthropology class. We talked the whole time.
It was a amazing. Like, we were great friends just right off the bat.
I was excited, since I really suck at making friends.
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“This is the captain. We have a…little problem with our engine sequence, so...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)
Hung out with Kat and Shane today. :D
Somehow we got into a giant fight and Sharpies were involved. All three of us were walking around with Sharpie stabs, things written in Japanese (courtesy of Kat), things written in Catalan (courtesy of Shane) and a Sharpie outline of one’s skeletal anatomy (courtesy of me). It was so fun.
I’m pretty sure Cristina thinks we’re all on crack. :D
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“(mock reading Simon’s journal) “Dear Diary…today I was pompous...”
– Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
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“Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
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“Do you know what the chain of command is here? It’s the chain I go get and...”
– Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
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“These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.”
– Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
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I enjoyed my Ancient Greece class today.
We just finished reading the Iliad (Which is super boring btw, until the part where Achilles owns the crap out of Hector at the end) and Dr. Short told us to draw a picture of our favorite scene.
Then he handed out construction paper and crayons.
It was the best day ever.
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“And Kaylee, what the hell’s goin’ on in the engine room? Were there...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Some random lady complimented me on my outfit...
No one’s ever stopped me to praise my lack of fashion sense before.
But apparently she likes black fishnet gloves and Converses with duct tape on them.
It's official.
I am going back home for the weekend of September 18th.
And Kat is going with me.
Party at the Hobbit Cafe! Yay!
It rained hardcore today, for like three hours...
So walking the quarter mile to my class was fun.
And I’m not being sarcastic this time. I really enjoyed it.
I was completely soaked when I got there, and this really hot guy offered me his jacket once I hit the air conditioning and started shivering.
:D
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“I brought you some supper but if you’d prefer a lecture, I’ve a few...”
– Shepherd Book (Firefly)
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“Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion,...”
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
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I am happy.
If I wasn't such an opinionated feminist, then...
You know what?
No matter how many times you listen to other peoples’ stories and listen to the warnings of your parents, you’re never really prepared for the College Experience.
My first year I screwed up.
This year I’ve got a lid on my self-destructive behavior and now have a pretty good handle on things. Almost.
Yay me.
Well, I'm finally back from our trip.
It was nice to not have a computer for like, three days.
Kat’s parents were really nice to us.
…
My parents sent me into another complete nervous breakdown Sunday and suddenly Shane was there.
I felt better, and he didn’t have to say a word.
I’m glad Kat forced him to come with us.
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“The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it...”
– Love and Death (1975)
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Siegfried: "How do I know you're not from CONTROL?"
Maxwell Smart: "If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead."
Siegfried: "If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead."
Maxwell Smart: "Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL."
Shtarker: "That actually makes sense."
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“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
– My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
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“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.”
– Spaceballs (1987)
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Mad Libs.
The most amazing inside joke creator EVER INVENTED.
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“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her,...”
– Dumb and Dumber (1994)
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“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
– Airplane! (1980)
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